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There will be a riddle and you have to figure out what it's describing. None of the answers are dirty things.
1.
What fits neatly between your breasts, works best when tugged, and inserts neatly into a whole
2.
What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
3.
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
4.
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
5.
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
6.
I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
7.
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love ?
8.
Schwarzenegger has a long one, Spike Lee has a short one, The Pope doesn't use his
9. (this is my favorite one ;P)
If you really want me, you're going to have to expose yourself. If you get naked, I'll be all over you, but you should use protection or else you could get a nasty disease
1.
What fits neatly between your breasts, works best when tugged, and inserts neatly into a whole
2.
What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
3.
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
4.
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
5.
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
6.
I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
7.
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love ?
8.
Schwarzenegger has a long one, Spike Lee has a short one, The Pope doesn't use his
9. (this is my favorite one ;P)
If you really want me, you're going to have to expose yourself. If you get naked, I'll be all over you, but you should use protection or else you could get a nasty disease
I love these. They are from the game dirty minds.